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Sonata Arctica: Die whit your boots on Iron maiden coveri, pieksee orkkiksen mielestäni 100-0

Die whit your Boots on

Another prophet of disaster
Who says the war is lost
Another prophet of disaster
Leaving you to count the cost
Taunting us with visions
Afflicting us with fear
Predicting war for millions
In the hope that some appears

No point asking when it is
No point asking whos to go
No point asking whats the game
No point asking whos to blame
cos if youre gonna die, if youre gonna die
cos if youre gonna die, if youre gonna die

If youre gonna die, die with your boots on
If youre gonna try, just stick around
Gonna cry, just move along
If youre gonna die, youre gonna die

13th time the beast is rising
Abbadon did surprise
Through Eye of Terror
The warlord will arise
Terror, death, destruction
Pour from the eastern frindge
But the truth of all predictions
Is always in your hands

No point asking when it is
No point asking whos to go
No point asking whats the game
No point asking whos to blame

If youre gonna die, die with your boots on
If youre gonna try, just stick around
Gonna cry, just move along
If youre gonna die, youre gonna die

No point asking when it is
No point asking whos to go
No point asking whats the game
No point asking whos to blame
cos if youre gonna die, if youre gonna die
cos if youre gonna die, if youre gonna die

If youre gonna die, die with your boots on
If youre gonna try, just stick around
Gonna cry, just move along
If youre gonna die, youre gonna die

If youre gonna die, die with your boots on
If youre gonna try, just stick around
Gonna cry, just move along
If youre gonna die, youre gonna die

Aivan mahtava ketju. Tämä on väännös Mokoman Irvikuva-biisistä.

Örkinkuva

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Punaiset silmät, sikspäkki, tappomieli
choppa olalla, tapan kuten mielipuoli
puren kauloja, murskaan kalloja.
En tiedä säännöistä, klosiksesta, pursuitista
kilvistä, en woundauksesta
tappelen tänään, tappelen huomenna

(WAAAAAAAGH) Olen örkki, olen örkki

murhaava katse, pikkuäly, torahampaat
aion esitellä puolistani parhaat
olen mieltynyt ihmislihan makuun.
Etsin so-pi-van pienen unitin, alan hakata päitä yhteen
ja kyllä, on aikeeni satuttaa

(WAAAAAAGH) olen örkki, olen örkki, valmis tappamaan

On Gork Grimgorin kumppani, tekee Gitsnikin supernopeeksi
saa 'umiet pakoon lähtemään
On ase goblinillakin, muttei puhkaise Full plate armorii,
ei pysty kunnolla mättämään

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! Olen örkki, olen örkki

Toughness neljä, lisächoppa, heavy armour
veri kielellä rivissä mustassa kulkeva GW:tä käyttävä black orc.
Otan samantien vaikka HW& shieldin, jolla selviän pitempään
jotta pääsen hyökkäämään

On Gork Grimgorin...

WAAAAAGH!!! Olen örkki, olen örkki, valmis tappamaan x3 olen örkki, öööörrkkiiii

Lisätään oma lusikka tähän herkullisen viihdyttävään ketjuun. tähän mennessä paras on varmaankin ollut lohikäärmepervon I wish i have re-roll

pitemmittä puheitta Ensiferum -Treacherous gods. ----> Chaos Gods

The Land is silent... Before the Chaos!

On the vast fields of north, the wind of Chaos is blowing strong
With its feared Champpions and relentless gods
its leaves only mutations and horrors behind

I have seen through the eyes of a Tzeenths
and felt all its visions and plans
The beaty of slaanesh opened before my eyes
but with the rage of khorne i ran into the figth

The call of the chaos gods
is raging in the Realms of North
Creations of Chaos are now answering that call
and treacherous Empire shall Burn

Casting spell through falling gate
there´s no sight of life anymore
Warriors have gone in the whirl of time
behold the face of Tzeenths
the Moment of blessing is getting near
when the gods call my name, I have no fear

They brougth us their marks, but their blessing is about to be given
my blood flows in to earth and mutation shall begin
they have no hope to save their souls

The call of the chaos gods
is raging in the Realms of North
Creations of Chaos are now answering that call
and treacherous Empire shall Burn

Time and time again
I birth again as Demon prince
i climb the highest mountain
to feel the essence of my god

Ensiferumilla on upeita kappaleita väännettäväksi faba ja 40k sanoituksiin. kaikki mukaan!

Jingle Bells (Kulkuset) Skaven-versiona:

Screaming Bells

Hiding from the sun
We fought some manling gay
I fired my warplock gun
And blew his head away
Bells of warp-stone ring
Making ears take flight
What fun it is to squeak and sing
A Skaven song tonight

Oh, Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells,
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to lean
On a warp-force war machine
Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to fight
Like a one-rat hurricane

A day or two ago
I thought I'd eat some stone
And soon a meteor
Fell blazing to the earth
Warpstone was green and bright
It tasted really good
I ate a lot, then I felt weird
Now I've got two spare heads

Oh Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells,
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to lean
On a warp-force war machine
Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to fight
like a one-rat hurricane
yeah

Oh Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells,
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to lean
On a warp-force war machine
Screaming Bells, Screaming Bells
Screaming all the way
Oh what fun it is to fight
like a one-rat hurricane

Tämä tulee romauttamaan ketjun laatua aikamoisesti:

I shoot Nurgle
'Cause I cast half a million 'pox' spells
And I got fat!

I shoot Vampires
They just use their powers
To summon a Fell bat

Huh, I shoot Grimgor
He never said that he had that ASF
on his magic axe

I shoot Gob. Big bosses
'Cause their 'backstabber's blade'
is meant to break my units' backs

I shoot Zombies
'Cause It's so easy to wound them
only on 3+

Ugh, I shoot that dragon
'Cause I did that in fanatic
And it created too much fuss

I shoot Malekith
but damn, i forget his 2+ ward
'gainst any non-magic

I shoot State troops
'Cause they're not about to survive
Unless they pull a hat trick

Yeah!!!

If you say you're wielding a chariot horde
If you say that Tyrion is not a Lord

I'm gonna shoot, shoot
Yes, I'm gonna shoot
Sue, shoot, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna shoot, shoot
Yes, I'm gonna shoot
Shoot, shoot, yeah I might even shoot you!

Ugh!!

I shoot Mannfred
He only has heavy armour
and his 'impressive' 5 wounds

I shoot Teclis
'Cause when he casts on IR
he's only like 'whoops'

I shoot Archaon
'Cause his 3+ ward is just
too fucking cheesy

I shoot Khazrak
'Cause i can't snipe him with a magic missile
it'd be just crazy

I shoot Flagellants
'Cause I don't want my troops to look
At the wrong end of a flail

I shoot HE mages
'Cause they make all my magic attempts
Turn into fail

I shoot Settra
'Cause he is for a WH character
a little bit too old

I shoot Konrad
...
Well, I guess the story's told

Ugh!

If I find out that
you use weighted dice

If you pass your saves
and say that's nice

I'm gonna shoot, shoot
Yes, I'm gonna shoot
Shoot, shoot, yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna shoot, shoot
Yes, I'm gonna shoot
Shoot, shoot, that's right I'm gonna shoot you

Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!

I'll shoot ya!
I'll kill your whole army
I'll shoot ya!
If you even look at me funny x4

Teksti korjattu
Alk. per.: Weird al Yankovic: I'll sue ya! (Arvailkaapa vaan muunnoksen nimeä)

Bartholen kirjoitti:Tämä tulee romauttamaan ketjun laatua aikamoisesti:

Tuossa olet aivan oikeassa. Tiedäthän että topicin jujuna on ottaa joku oikea biisi ja kirjoittaa siihen uudet lyriikat?

Äh prklkrlkl! Väärä teksti tuli viestiin. toivottavasti joku tajuaa poistaa sen...

Bartholen kirjoitti:Äh prklkrlkl! Väärä teksti tuli viestiin. toivottavasti joku tajuaa poistaa sen...

Siinähän on tietenkin tuo muokkaus-nappikin tuossa vieressä...

Aijajai!! Nyt kyllä pukkaa piisiä sitä tahtia, että on pakko spämmätä ketju täyteen kehnoja Mokoma-viritelmiä.

alk. per.: Mokoma - Nujerra ihminen (en keksinyt mitään rimmaavaa nimeä).

Hengitän raskaasti, silmät kavahtaa
heitän pahemmin kuin surkeesti
ja rukoilen jumalaa

Heitän pöytään noppani
ja unohdan re-rollin
en tiedä onko niin parempi
aion yrittää nyt kuitenkin

Olen hävinnyt valmiiksi
en aio uudestaan
tahdon poistaa leimani
noobiuteni unohtaa

Ehkä itse olen niin kuin sinäkin
niin, olen sitä mitä sinäkin

Olen noobi jota ownataan
olen mobi jota grindataan
törppö joka hakataan
pistekone aina vaan

Näin no-lifetetaan
Sotuun sanoja laitetaan
paljon pähkäillä saan
tulosta ei synny vaan

(soolo)

kytkoo-pelaaja kuitenkin
sadat skidit sitäkin
Helffeille hävitty ainakin
Always strike firstin takia vain

tahdon vihollisen musertaa
turnauksen pisteet pusertaa
en angstata ja pillittää
vaan voitosta räkättää

Olen selkä vääränä
raahannut salkkua
aion jättää sen taakseni
ensi torstaita odottaa

Ehkä itse olen niin kuin sinäkin
niin, olen sitä mitä sinäkin

Olen noobi jota ownataan
olen mobi jota grindataan
törppö joka hakataan
pistekone aina vaan

Näin no-lifetetaan
Sotuun sanoja laitetaan
paljon pähkäillä saan
tulosta ei synny vaan

olen noobi, olen mobi,
pistekone, tästä ohi
luuseri üüberi
spämmääjä, hakkeri

Olen noobi, olen mobi
olen piste, olen kone
Tahdon leimani poistaa
Noobiuden unohtaa!

Pistänpä omani tässä kirjoitushuumassa.

Biisi on Disturbedin Stricken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I2b64-ykyE

Ja sanoitus kertoo kääntyneestä Khronen kannattajasta. (En pelaa kaaoksella joten antakaa anteeksi jos jotain on väärin)

Skulless (uusi sana?)

AHAHAHAU!

You walk on like a marine in suffering
Won´t even bother to tell Khorne why
You go alone letting Slaanesh savor the moment
Leaving me Skulless on my throne

You come along like a bloodstained hurricane
You gave me skulls and so much blood
You carry on like unholy man seeking sins
I don´t want to mention, that we all know

That I am Skulless on my throne
When the world is peaceful, there´s no hope and we know
That I am stunned by all that you´ve done
Into the abyss you will go!

AHAHAHAU!

You don’t know how many skulls have you brought to me
I want to know to who will you go
I can go on with a holocaust about to happen
Seeing you turning to another god

You´ll never know if you go away now
My very throne is rumbling because of you
Another hole in the warp of my inner defenses
leaving me bloodless, that we all know

That I am Skulless on my throne
When the world is peaceful, there´s no hope and we know
That I am stunned by all that you´ve done
Into the abyss you will go!

Into the abyss you will go!

(soolo)

AHHHHHHH!

You walk on like a marine in suffering
Won´t even bother to tell Khorne why
You go alone letting Slaanesh savor the moment
Leaving me Skulless on my throne

You come along like a bloodstained hurricane
You gave Give me skulls and so much blood
You carry on like unholy man seeking sins
I don´t want to mention, that we all know

That I am Skulless on my throne
When the world is peaceful, there´s no hope and we know
That I am stunned by all that you´ve done
Into the abyss you will go!

Into the abyss you will go!
On my throne!
Yes I am skulless on my throne!!!

Ihan hyvähän tuo Drakojanin laulu mutta et viitsisi raiskata Disturbedia ;D

ProXiMa kirjoitti:Ihan hyvähän tuo Drakojanin laulu mutta et viitsisi raiskata Disturbedia ;D

Loistobändi, mutta videot ovat aivan pirun ärsyttäviä. Ja kyllä täällä muutkin noita biisejä raiskaa. ;)

Kejua spämmätään nyt sellaista tahtia, että joku varmaan ilmiantaa minut Captainille. Väännös Aerosmithin kappaleesta Angel.

DAEMON
I'm alone
Yeah, I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in fear and the flailing limbs I see aren't yours
I want to live - Let's flee to the basement of ours
Though it'll be tough - we'll be free in two hours
Enough's enough I've suffered and I've seen the light

CHORUS:
Goddamn
It's a daemon
Glowing with a weird light
It's a daemon
Come on, there's no time to fight

Don't know what I'm gonna do
About this horror inside
Yes it's true - Bloodletters took me for a ride
Without my life - I'm nothing but a little soul
Without my life - so deeply cursed, foul
What can I do I'm fleeing from this thing alone

CHORUS

Emperor, save me tonight!

Is there a reason for my life?
Is there any luck for my dice?
Is it the reason why I die?
When I break down and flee
This is the reason for me:

Goddamn, goddamn

CHORUS

It's a daemon
Glowing with a weird light
it's a daemon
Making troops take flight
Glowing with a weird light, making troops take flight, leaving no hope to fight,
Nearly killing us tonight, Emperor, save me tonight

Sanoitus Napalm Deathin kappaleesta You suffer:

Nurgle makes you suffer

Arh, Nurgle!

Hehheh...olipas huba..

Abaddon71 kirjoitti:Sanoitus Napalm Deathin kappaleesta You suffer:

Nurgle makes you suffer

Arh, Nurgle!

Hehheh...olipas huba..

Hee hee.

Ootko Iriad sattunut kuulemaan sitä alkuperäistä...

Bartholen kirjoitti:Ootko Iriad sattunut kuulemaan sitä alkuperäistä...

Njeth, mutta epäilen että siinä nyt pelkästään yhtä lausetta on.

ei olekaan, ennemminkin yksi sana:)

Imperiumin kaarti kirjoitti:ei olekaan, ennemminkin yksi sana:)

O_o Pitääs kuunnella.

Tässäpä uusi tuotos minultakin. Se on väännös Motley Cruen Dr. Feelgoodista. Kun kuulin biisin en vain voinut vastustaa kiusausta :D

Dr. Grotsnik

Yeah Yeah
Rat-faced gretchin is his right hand dude
deals out to Ghazghkull
Got a 65 grotties, like some slaves
Always in his bloody boots
Big bad painboy's plannin' a bang
But I heard he's lost his mind
Had a cozy little job for the Ghazghkull's nobs
bombing out their brains

He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik
He's the one that makes ya feel no right!
He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik

Boyz on the corner can't ignore
Somebody's getting scared
Snikki's got it fired, boyz for hire
Got it made with a blade
Got a little nice blade, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Barkin' madly indeed
Orkies on the street
Want this Snikkie drown!

He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik
He's the one that makes 'em feel no right
He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik
He's gonna be your nightmare-guy!

I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Grotsnik)
he's not guy who'd had fans
(Dr. Grotsnik)
Few ork boyz easily understood
(Dr. Grotsnik)
He's the one they call tha Maaad Doook
Oh yeah

He'll tell you he's a king
of these grotz 'n' ladz
Moving up to bad moon clan
Came to his state as a matter of luck
Says he wasn't dead for long
One time loser running out of life
Almost died out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Grotsnik's going down
This time he'll end up in stick!

He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik
He's the one that makes 'em feel no right
He's the one they call Dr. Grotsnik
He's gonna be your torture-guy!

Let him crush your brain, just take his hand
(Dr. Grotsnik)
Some orkies call him really mad
(Dr. Grotsnik)
Let him fool you think he's real good
(Dr. Grotsnik)
There is only one they call Grotsnik!

Guitar!
*solo*

(SPOKEN) Listen to Snikky,
Come play with Dr. Grotsnik...

I've got one thing you'll understand
(Dr. Grotsnik)
he's not guy who'd had fans
(Dr. Grotsnik)
Ork Boyz easily understood
(Dr. Grotsnik)
He's the one they call tha Mad Dok
Oh yeah
Dr. Grotsnik (Dr. Grotsnik)
Dr. Grotsnik (Dr. Grotsnik)
Dr. Grotsnik (Dr. Grotsnik)