Sotavasara Special Characters

[pronssikivi]

PRONSSIKIVI, LORD OF THINGS NOBODY INCLUDING HIMSELF DON´T KNOW.


Armybuilding Skill: 3
Painting Skill:3
Tactics: 3
Modelling: 4
Leadership: 1-667
Fluff Save: 4+

Pronssikivi may be taken in any place in this world which most likely will be even little bit nice in his opinion. He will count as troop and elite choice.
Extra equipment may be taken for him as long as they have style.


Wargear:

"The fleda", "The mukamas oudohkot vaatteet", Ukrainalainen koristeltu puinen "Aamutähti"(morning star).


Special rules:

"The fleda" and "The mukamas oudohkot vaatteet":
Kaikki jotka yrittävät tulla 6 metrin säteelle Pronssikivestä joutuvat tekemään ld- testin. -1 ld Jos on vanhoillinen, -2 ld jos on lisäksi kristillinen ja -3 jos on vielä tyhmä ja muutenkin idiootti(ääh...)


Agitaattori: Pronssikivi yrittää käännyttää kaikkia 2 metrin säteellä kommunisteiksi, kapitalistien ja globaalien riistofirmojen vastustajiksi sekä metallimusiikin kuuntelijoiksi. Ihmiset 2 metrin säteellä joutuvat tekemään ld testin, tai he eivät pysty vuoroon tekemään mitään. Oikestolaiset saavat +3 ld:hen ja natsin joutuvat automaattisesti frenzyyn.


Ärsyttävät häiriötekijät: Jos d6 ilmoittaa ennen peliä tulokseksi 1, on Pronssikivi ärsyttävien häiriötekijöiden takia jättänyt tulematta paikalle ja on yksin pimeässä kuuntelemassa viikatetta tai jotain muuta kivaa.

[Kelpo]

Ego the spectator


You may not include Ego in any army, he appears from nowhere if he pleases, says nothing and goes back to his hiding place.
To represent this, roll a d6 at the beginning of every thread excluding those of 40k. On a roll of 3 or more, Ego appears to see what people are talking about.

Armybuilding Skill: 3
Painting Skill:5
Tactics: 6
Modelling: 6
Leadership: 3
Fluff Save: 4+

Wargear: Silent disagreement
Special rules:

Lord of unfinished projects:

Ego is very eager to start large projects and experiment on wacky conversions which seldom if ever are finished. This results in his army consisting mainly of hideous mutated creatures painted in grotesque colours. All models in his army cause fear as described on page 81 of the Warhammer rulebook.

Unable to find an avatar:

Ego cannot understand, where do people find their avatars since he is unable to find one himself despite all his attempts.
When using Ego to read a thread, roll a d6. On a roll of 1, he is overcome with jealousy of other people's avatars and becomes subject to stupidity due to his ineptness. The effect lasts until the start of a new thread.

Entity of few words:

Ego always thinks thrice before posting a reply to a thread.
When attempting to post a reply, roll 3d6. If any of the dice results in 3 or less, Ego is overcome by self-criticism and will remain silent instead, having decided that his post would bring no-one great good.

Politician:

Ego is extremely interested in the political affairs of the Old world, especially that of the Empire. This has no in game effect, other than him creating numerous small skirmish campaigns that will never see daylight because of the lack of miniatures and open minded co-players.

[Ezrael]

WARMASTER EZRAEL

Ezrael can be included in any gaming club meeting or gaming event, ranging from skirmish against Asmodeus to Grand Tournaments. He counts as Heavy Support choice as he lacks the mental ability to make up cheesy armies. He may be taken as a free choice in any tournament or gaming event if either of the dark lords of Sith are present (ie Emperor Jakke or Darth Ristisuo).

Armybuilding Skill: d6
Painting Skill: Say what?
Tactics: -7
Modelling: 2d6
Leadership: 7
Fluff Save: N/A

"No save": Ezrael has notoriously bad luck. He manages to flunk 1+ saves...
"Give no ground!": ...but if he has two terminators left, he can take anything for one turn and save all wounds made to them.
"Chaos ultimatum etc blah blah": Known as the chaos (ie Night Lord) player, no one dares to question his loyality to the chaos gods. Or his approach to gaming with chaos armies.
"Infamous flying rhino": Everything flies in Ezrael's Night Lord army. The most infamous is his flying rhino, that has confused people for quite some time.
"Chaos player is a good player": Known for being the fairest guy in the gaming club, Ezrael is breaking the false impression that all chaos players are cheese and cheaters.
"In fluff we trust": Ezrael is fluff man, creating fluff for his Night Lords (and increasingly to his slaanesh WHFB army). His armies are always fluffy and characteristic. And they usually fly.
"The great schemer": Ezrael has unique abilty of making confusing statements that defy mortal logic. This power is very handy against VJ, who has special -2 modifier to his Ld when Ezrael is within 10'.
"I'm blind!": Yep, Ezrael's Night Lords don't see a darn thing in the darkness.

[Zymeth Salkir Dkhan]

Zymeth

Armybuilding Skill: 4
Painting Skill: 4\5
Modelling: 3\4
Tactical: 6
Leadership: 10
Luck: 11

Wargear: Staff of Change, Random mutations

Special Rules:

He comes, he goes: You can never include Zymeth in game. He comes when he likes and goes when he likes.

Eternal Luck: Zymeth gets +2 to his dice rolls.

Tzeentch insight: Modelling and painting skills are better when Tzeentch figures are under work.

He knows all: When speaking about Chaos, Zymeth knows it all.

Why we are here: Zymeth talks philosophy on roll 5+.

Ego: Zymeth loves himself, other players get mad on 6+.

Coward: Zymeth avoids close combat, if he doesn´t have advance.

Schemer: Zymeth wants to backstabb everyone.

[Sleep]

Sleep The Banthirster

You can Include Sleep in any league or tournament that has atleast 1 people stupider and younger than him. Sleep is well known for hating stupid young people asking stupid questions. Sleep takes up one Rare choice.

Armybuilding Skill: 2
Painting Skill: Scatter Dice
Tactics: 69
Modelling: 2+d3
Leadership: 4
Fluff Save: 6+

"Save?": Sleep plays with Imperial Guard so save is not important.
"Summoned Hatred": If a stupid kid ask stupid questions, it is most likely that it will summon the all feared hatred of the Banthirster. If a stupid kid with stupid question is spotted, throw a leadership test to Sleep, if it succeeds, he will start to tease that stupid kid, if the leadership test misses, Sleep will just get more f*ucked up.
"Magical Dices": Sleep is known that he has a magical luck with dices. The stats dont matter to him, the dice rolling does.
"Strange Commander": As Sleep plays Imperial Guard, it is expected for him to have a cheesy shooting army, but usually sleep ends up making a close combat IG army and beating most of the enemys in close combat.
"For the Imperial Guard, die marines.": Sleep dont bother to win himself, but it is the most important that imperial guard wins.
"Hatred Did I tell you that Sleep hates stupid kids?
"Banthirster Sleep is a nightmare to any admins/sysops/moderators. After Sleep has gotten his frenzy on, he can only be stopped my admins. Sleep thirsts for bans, he loves them, they control his lifes.

[Tsarizard]

General Tsarizard the great, daemon god of nurgle

Tsarizard must be your armys general

Armybuilding skill: 12
Painting skill: 6
Tactiks: 2
Modelling: 2
Leadership: See special
Fluff save: N/A

"Leadership"Tsarizard is one of the most mysterious generals in sotavasara. He has lots of knowledge of every army and knows all the codices and races and rules and and and the list goes on and on. All that listed before this makes him the all time best leader among his troops. Passes all LD tests he has to take *NOTE* the unit he is in doesnt either have to take any tests at all so you should always include Tsarizard in some hardhitting unit.

"Wargear"

"Lots of unpainted minis"Tsarizard has collected minis for 3 years now and during that time he has spend alot of money to everything considering warhammer. He is quite lazy painter tough thinks he is good painter in some level. That is why he has lots of unpainted minis.

"Lots of ideas"Tsarizard has lots of ideas about making lots of cool armies and that is why he has very good armybuilding skill.

"Infinite love for chaos"Tsarizard is one of the most loya followers of chaos. When fightning against chaos, General Tsarizard allways wins in HtH because chaos units wont fight him.

"Special Abilitys"

"Flight"Tsarizard can move trough obstacles without any penalties or restrictions.

"Supernatural forcefield"Tsarizard is protected with unholy chaos forcefild that makes him invulnerable. *NOTE* General Tsarizard can only be killed with succesfull stare from Ninnu's puppy stare.

"Master of fluff save"This is the most dangerous power Tsarizard has, when Tsarizard is forced to take fluff save tough he passes all tests automatically he forces the player who forced him to take the test to take special test which kills his oppenet if failure occurs.

This is how the test goes:

Tsarizard stares at his opponent when forced to take test and suddenly opponents mind is filled with images of his/her parents naked on the toilet. The image is so terrible that they have to take fluff save on -4. If failure, death occurs immediatly.

"Nurgles chosen"General Tsarizard is big pile of goo and slime. Opponents who see him must take automatic LD test on -3. If the test is failed opponent must flee in terror.

"Sell your soul"You can only take Tsarizard to your army by selling your soul to chaos so its your choise. Do not blame anyone else if you choose to sell your soul and you loose your sense of humour, dont taste anything, dont need air to breath, feel no pain, no anger, fear, aggression nor anything else. You just have to live with it but that is the ultimate punishment of using General Tsarizard the great, daemon god of nurgle !! :twisted:

[johannes]

Johannes, ultimate asshole of the end times and sotavasara.net

Armybuilding skill: 1
Painting skill: 1+d6 after each beer
Tactics: 5
Modelling: 5
Leadership: 8
Fluff save: n/a (don't know and don't care a shit)

wargear

Johannes,the asshole of the end times and sotavasara.net rides with Kona caldera 2000,burton supermodel 68.Painting equipment varies between 2" wide talopensseli to tiimari-bought worst brushes ever.

Special

Moderator: Doesn't know a shit about anything....pissing others off at the forums.

Lovely Belly Button: Inside Johannes' belly button you can find almost anything,usually it's filled with fluff(=nöyhtä).

Beer-hunter: If any Beer is in sight,Johannes must made immediate morale check.If he fails,he charges directly to the nearest baaritiskille.

[shakal]

Shakal The Lord of The Underworld

Armybuilding skill: 4+2d6
Painting Skill: 5-2d6
Modeling: 5-2d6
Tactics: 6-2d6
Leadership: 2
Fluff Save: -

Wargear:

Something really nasty.

Special rules:

Animosity
Has really bad tempeature (for every stat, roll -2d6)
depending of his mood.
Bad loser (if he loses his really pissed off!)

Animosity table:

1-2 he feels normal
3-5 he feels pissed off!
6 he kicks the nearest persons arsenal united!
and he is soooo pissed off... ooohboy....

[Stone]

Stone, The Figuhuora, Shapesifter Of Au'Taal

Pts. WS BS S T W I A
60 4 5 4 3 2 4 3

Armybuilding : 6( 8 )
Painting : 7
Modeling : 3
Tactics : 6
Leadership : 8 (Cold Blooded)
Fluff Save : 5+

You dont have to add Stone to your army, but if you do, he counts as fast attack choise (0-1).

Wargear:
4 different drushes, a scalpel, extensive range of paints(few of his own), couple glues, a computer and a Leatherman

Special Rules:

Steady hand:
Stones hand is steady as a rock can be, you can add ½ point to painting if job recuires accuracy.

Price of failure:
If failed leafership, reduce all characteristics by 2.

Freelancer:
Paints others figures from money, but only if they arent in hurry. Money given from the job is directly proportional to quality of the result.

"I Love My Computer":
Roll a D6 for "Computer Modding", if scored 1 or 2, Stone takes D6 days to modding his computer. Stone doesent paint or read forums during this time.

Social life:
Roll D6 to see if Stone goes into trans and dissappears in chat rooms or IRC, on the roll of 1 or 2 Stone starts a internet discussion. Stone doesent paint during this time, throw 2D6 to see how long discussion takes(in hours).

Evolution:
you can add 1 point to Stones characteristics after D3 months, you can choose where the point goes. If painting skill is chosen, Stone takes D6 hours to give his figures a new better look.

Opposing gender:
If an good looking agent of opposing gender comes within 12", Stone must take a leadership test to see if he starts to drool after the female, you cant use Cold Blooded, and you must reduce leadership by 2.

Scout:
Stone can move freely on the battlefield, moving ahead to inform rest of the group of enemy activity.

Marksman:
Accurate shooter, allmost never socres a miss.

Daemonic WH aura:
Roll D6, on roll of 5 or 6 Stone starts to talk fanatically about WH games, causing fear to any computer nerd within 6" of him.

[The Captain]

The Captain, the Ultimate Warrior

You may include The Captain as a HQ choice in any WH40K army, or as a Lord choice in any WHFB army. He must be the army’s General, superseding all other special characters.

Army-building: 8 (Cheese), 4 (Other)
Painting: 6
Modelling: 5
Tactics: 7
Leadership: 10
Fluff Save: 4+ (see below)

Equipment: Backpack of Holding (includes everything one can need, except the item needed at the moment), Warhammer 40,000 rulebooks of all editions, Warhammer Fantasy rulebook, various army books and codices. A small bag of bad-rolling dice.

Special rules:

Veteran Gamer: The Captain has been involved in WH40K too long. Each round he must pass a Ld test or get confused with the edition of the game played and try to apply a 2. edition rule. If he rolls double 6’s, he tries to apply a Rogue Trader rule instead. This does not apply to Warhammer Fantasy. If he encounters a gamer who has been involved at least 10 years, The Captain must pass a Ld test or start an OT discussion concerning rules changes after 1992. The Captain has never encountered a female gamer during his career, so for him such people do not exist. If he sees one he may take a Ld test, and if successful, he will remain convinced that there are no female gamers, and the female gamer will be annihilated. There is no save against this ability.

Proofreader: At any time when the Captain sees a misspelled word of a grammatical error in a text, he must roll a Ld test or notify the writer. If the error is a comma error, he takes a –2 modifier to the test. For each two errors, he takes another –1 to the test. This only applies to Finnish texts. If the writer of the text does not correct his error, The Captain will be subject to Hatred against the particular writer.

Pride Before Fall: If someone ever catches The Captain making a grammatical error or a spelling error in Finnish texts, The Captain will be utterly humiliated and will automatically fail all Ld tests thereafter.

Serious: The Captain automatically ignores all smileys in any text he reads. This may result in him misunderstanding the actual intent of the writer. The Captain may not include smileys in his own texts, which may result in others misunderstanding his intent.

Transmute Cheese to Fluff: The Captain is notorious for having especially cheesy armies. However, using this special ability he may convince his opponent that his army is actually very fluffy. Take a Ld test with 3D6 for each opponent involved, any who fail believe in his fluffiness. Against those who fail the Ld test his Fluff save is increased to 2+.

Temporal Manipulation: If The Captain has an important game coming soon, he may double his painting speed with only a –1 penalty to Painting tests (instead of the normal –2 as in the rules). This does not allow him to paint entire armies; it can only be applied to a single squad at a time.

Busy: The Captain is very busy, and as a result he may not participate in any tournaments or conventions outside his native town unless he rolls 12 on 2D6.

WYSIWYG: The Captain may never be included in armies that include models that are not painted WYSIWYG models. Conversions are allowed – in fact, The Captain may not be included in an army that does not have at least one converted HQ or Hero model. If the opponent has a non-painted or non-WYSIWYG army, The Captain will immediately notify him of the fact, and as a result the opponent will suffer a –2 to all Ld tests for the rest of the game.

Immune to Psychology: The Captain is a hardened veteran and is not intimidated by other players. Note that he will be subject to Hatred as indicated by the Proofreader special rule.

[migsula]

käääk! teil on liikaa aikaa.


MIGSULA

0-1 Fast Attack

a.k.a the kid
a.k.a The Tazmanian Devil of the GW hobby

-equipped: with magicmarkers and sketchbooks,and his magic basketball
-skills:-shotokan karate and a baseball pass.
-special rules: armypainterfever

[Killu]

Killu vasarahemmo master benaz.

Armybuilding skill: 8
Painting skill: 7 ½
Modelling: 5
Tactic: 4D6
Leadership: 6 + 3 ranks
Fluff save: 2+

Weapons and armour: Hand weapon and 40 D6's
Special rules:
Misfire: 2 or more 1's has thrown during the game, refer to the misfire table below.

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1-2 - Killu throws 40 d6's to the face of the opponent
3-4 - Killu does nothing this turn
5-6 - Killu explodes, remove killu from play
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Who needs wysiwyg!: Killu ignores wysiwyg.

Crap collector: Killu collects crap from the "Lato " .



Iim sori abuut mi ingliss skillz!.

[manmangler]

ManMangler

Armybuilding skill: 8
Painting Skill: 8 * d6 - d100
Tactics 9 - d6 - d6
Modelling: 8
Leadership 9 - d12
Fluff Save -


Count as Elite Choice, can join in any unit (Even hostile unit)

Wargear: Briefcase, Rayban sunglasse, 1,5 litre bottle of Whiskey, longcoat and stetson(Hat)

Special rules

Randomized Profile: Due gifts of Nurgle ManMangler has very randomized profile.

Ugly Look: Manmangler have uglylook, like the father Nurgle

Manias: Napoleon Syndroma, even manmangler is Very BIG he have napoleon syndroma. There can't be such thing as "Too many Miniatyres", MM hear one peolpe say this and have take advice of this saying. (Note sayer sales miniatyres in Xxxxxx City).

Good Buyer: Due last mania MM is byed lot of miniatures and will buy more. He have buy even "SpeakTime" (tm) in local hobbyshop.. (Very Inside story)

Paint Only Outdoor: Due Nurgles LungsRots MM can only paint in outside (Not inhouse).

Mad as Madboys: MM can be very mad. Roll every turn d6, in 4+ take a roll in Madtable.

Stupidity: MM is subject as stupidity.

Not Angry: MM is very friendly and kind. It is very difficult to get MM mood disslike, angry or hate.

Look how i do it: If unit is more than 10 miniatures, MM get subprogram called Teach. MM start advice and teach unit. This make then useless in this round.

Inserted 23.10.2002
Lucky Old Black Dice: Even dice is not balanced its gives only six's to ManManglers throws. (Dice is 15 years old)

[Lord Azog]

Lord Azog The Ultimate Newbie Nerd
Troop or Core choise
Armybuild Skill:2
Paint Skill:1
Tactics:3
Modelling:0
Leadership:6
Fluff Save: 6+ (cannot be improved)
Wargear: Some cheap acrylpaints and basic set of citadel colours
Stupid:He's extremely stupid
Frontliner:He must deployed in frontline
Newbie:He don't know any rules etc.
Stupid ideas:He always sets up topics wich nobody likes or he has sent an stupid message.
Nerd:He is unpopular guy.
Orc and Eldar fanatic:He always defends eldar or orc units (example wraithlord).
Cannonfodder:He's normal frontline cannonfodder
Digger:He can dig up old topic once in the battle on an D6 roll of 4+.
Staring:If cute or beutiful female person (Niinnu for example) is present in the room he'll start to stare and at her. Roll D6. On roll of 1 she'll hit Lord in the face , 2-3 she'll start to yell at him , 4 she'll blush (punastuu), 5-6 she thinks this as a sweet move and she'll get attracted to him :o .

[Vega]

käääk! teil on liikaa aikaa.
MIGSULA
-skills:-shotokan karate and a baseball pass.

:arrow: Niin OT muuten reenaatkonä karatee Shotokanissa? Missäs päin ootko kauanki kova vyö ja kaikkee? Ajattelin vaan ku itsekkin... Mut ei shotokanissa vaan sankukai.

[Varjomies]

Varjomies, The Un-Invited

Varjomies can be incluted if at least someone agrees. He counts as Fast Attack in 40k and as Special in FB.

Armybuild Skill: 7
Paint Skill:0-10
Tactics: 3(10)
Leadership:7
Fluff Save: 4+ Ward

Equipment: paintbrushes, half-empty paintpots, Cup of Coffee, Mark of Chaos Un-Invited

Special Rules:

Mark of Chaos Un-Invited: Varjomies must be summoned everytime if one wants to see him. In addition, he can't use Initiative to go somewhere, but must always Evade instead of taking part of social happenings. Even when he does so, he must take a LD test for each half hour he is with other people or feel himself Un-Invited.

Coffee-powered essence: Varjomies isn't from this world and is held together only by sorcerous powers of Cup of Coffee. Varjomies must drink this black ambrossia at least d6+3 mugs a day plus additional d3 for mornings to act at all. This is reflected in his paintingskills too, more the coffee the better results.

Tactics: Although Varjomies rarely makes changes to his armies or tactics, his opponents must be very careful. When the turning point of battle is at hand and it is Varjomies' turn to throw dice, he can't fail. May it be critical armour save, LD-check with double 1 or something similarly crucial, it won't fail. This is reflected in his Tactics value.

[Komrad Chipmunk]

Komrad Chipmunk, stupidity in person

Your army may not include Komrad Chipmunk, if unlucky, KC will turn up. If asked to be somewhere KC might turn up eventually.

Army building skill: 2
Painting Skill: May or may not be found at the local Lost & found booth
Tactics: 0
Leadership: 10

Wargear: MP5 - SD5 gun loaded with plastic ammunition, MPL submachine gun also loaded with plastic ammunition, old armylists and Red VR bag.

MP5-SD5 & MPL: May only be used if KC for some strange reason has happened to turn up in "Bunkkerimetsä", "Juna-asema" or "pikisaari". If (an) opponent(s) has/have forgotten to mention KC that people are actually talking about wh figures, KC will definately start talking about Airsoft, because of this everybody in 12" from KC gets -1 to their thoughness for next two turns.

Old Armylists: If read, (as a lousy tactic, army builder etc.) the old armylists found in between the pages of KC's Vampire Counts codex will give -2 to tactics.

Red VR bag: KC's (almost) legendary red VR (valtion rautatiet) bag shines so brightly that all opponents (who have a line of sight to the bag) must make a Ld test or laugh at the bag for two rounds.

Special Rules

Restless & public clown: At the start of each turn, make a 2d6 test. On a roll of 10 or under KC will do something stupid that hasn't got anything to do with what KC was doing a moment before. The high Ld also comes from the restlessness of KC as he just don't give a ... pancake about what other people think of him while his doing something odd.

Neurotic problems caused by caffeine: KC has drank coffee (& other caffeine drinks) more than enough. If KC for some reason happens to drink coffee (or other caffeine drink) KC is subjected to extremely restless activity. To represent this do not make 'Restless & public clown' test as KC will fail automatically and do his restless activity twice as bad as before.

Irritating: If more that 2 hours is spent with KC make a Ld test, if you fail, yell like hell or hit KC in the arm to make him shut up. If KC has drank something with high caffeine amount, make the test after 10 minutes.

Bad Jokes: KC may start telling bad jokes at any time, if this happens make Ld test or run like hell.

"Paceless": If there are any women near KC, he will charge instantly and the as soon as he gets nearer that 12" he starts to make frightening & stupid suggestions & comments. Any women near KC must hit KC in the face or he won't shut up.

Slow thinking: If you mock KC he will not be subjected to frenzy or anything else as he won't understand the mock until the next day.

Proud of being from Turku The fact that KC happens to live in Turku fills KC with pride. If attacked by mocking words against Turku, KC will be subjected to frenzy.


(huoh, pahoittelen kirjoitusvirheitä 8O )



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[Hollo]

Kuolemantuoja.

[Aacheron]

No offense, huussi; mutta tuo alkaa jo olla hyvän käytöksen vastaista... :?

[Hollo]

no olihan tuo pikkusen lapsellista, mutta kirjotin ihan vaan huvikseen tuommosta"kakkaa"