Kaaos armeijani fluffia

[Eraphion]

Yleisön pyynnöstä tuon sen tänne..

<u><b>Teh legend of kaaosarmy Killerswords666</u></b>
<i>Once upon a time there were a great priest of Sigmar who was good etc.
He did good things until he read a book and then he got mad and joined chaos.
Then he did evil things and make a group of evil chaos warrior knights who pwned others.
Then he fighted many other groups of evil chaos warrior knights and won them and they joined him.
Then he thinked that maybe he could pwn empire and founded sex magic items around the world and chaos
gods gave him supahdupahpowers and everyone followed him. After he had pwned rest of the evil chaos warrior
knights, he marched north. Meenwhile one great demon gathered powers and went east trying to get to this now evil
dude who used to be great priest of Sigmar who did good things etc. After some time this great evil demon had found the
empire of cathay and got pwned by the great armys of the emperor, chaos gods made him suffer A LOT. This other guy god lost but
chaos gods thought he was good guy enough to pwn empire so they told him the real way. He got to empire where he charged
with his knights to empire armys while his dragon friend got to their flanks and he won the battle. Then another
empire army came and he charged them too while his dragon friend got to their flanks and he won the battle.
then the emire emperor came with an army and the battle losted for two days and then the great dude thought that
his army could not win this battle and went back. No one has seen him since but the search still goes on. THE END of part 1</i>

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Part 2<i>
The great chaos lord with immense powers who hath been the most loyal
and faithful priest of Sigmar's servants (and done great amount of good things) and now
fallen to darkness did wake up in the great plains east from the Worlds edge mountains.
He had marched a long way from north seeking for a new enemy to fight. He had fought
many greenskins and short ones with beards but none of them had matched him. They travelled
into the darkest of lands but there was none who could stand before his army.
He marched to badlands and fought some ord army and single-handedly killed the angry looking black orc lord
and his black orc bodyguards. He took his axe and kept going south. He found a stronghold in the middle
of the mountains and killed the guards who were guarding something that looked like a tomb. He knocked the
door and a huge thing that looked little like a mix of demon and undead marched out. They fought long
and then the huge thing grabbed his throat and flew high up in the air. The great chaos lord with
immense powers freed him from the demons grasp and they fell down. As he hit the ground his bones cracked and
crushed beneath him, his ribs broken to the very last. But still he forced himself up. He lifted the demons
body, yelled 'You shall not prevail! Go back to the shadows!' and threw the body to a well.'Pwneeeeeeeed' the demon screamed
as he fell, *blumps* was the last thing anyone heard of that demon for at least two days.
The great chaos lord with immense powers now took his army and went south. As he marched through the deserts,
an undead horde got on his way. It was huge army and his army had withered during the march
through the mountains. He thought that the only way he could defeat this army was with the help
of his dragon friend. He used his magical powers and called him. The undead army got closed and as they were getting
even closer the dragon arrived. The mage that was riding on it (good evil friend of the great chaos lord with immense powers)
yelled with a voice [while the dragon friend was charging to the undead army's flank] that could brake a mind of weaker creature 'SIMBSALABIM!' and a huge meteor with three tails fell from the sky
on the undead army and they all died(again). The dragon went back north and lived (never)happily there.
The great chaos lord with immense powers had won the battle and marched on. He got lost to the desert and was never
heard of again in the Moot until the world would change. THE END of part 2(More to come)

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part3
<i>The chaos dude who had been sigmars priest and done good things etc. waked up in the sandpile.
His army waked in the sandpile too and they marched south. They keeped marcing south.
After they had marched south they found their army suddenly in the jungle.
Soon an lizard army marched to them and they fought hard and long.
The chaos dudes army started marching back but he thinked that he could not march back so he charged with his
knights and as they charged the lizard, the dragon friend charged to flank and they won the battle.
The chaos dude yelled for the dragon friend 'Thank thee my dragon friend!' and the dragon friend replied 'np thx' and flew back to north.
The chaos dude got boring with marching south and marched west. They marched west until they founded their army at the beach
of large sea. He thinked that he could not march through the sea with his army because they werent fishes so he called the dragon
friend with the mage there. They casted a huge spell and all the water got up and now they could keep marching west.
They marched west and founded their army at a beach again. As they looked back, they saw an army of undead, empire, orcses and
lizards marching there. Then the dragon friend with the mage flew back north and the water fell at the guys in the bottom and
they drowned. The chaos dude who had once been a sigmars priest and done good things etc thinked that he should return home soon.
The chaos dude marched north and an army of pointy ears got on his road. They fought hard in the valley and just when the pointy ears were going to win,
the dragon friend charged to their rear and they won the battle. The dragon friend flew north and they kept marching north.
Soon they founded their army again in north and the chaos dude got home. The chaos gods gifted him with great powers and
then he went home. His wife looked very angry when he got home and yelled 'Where have you been all afternoon?! You said you people
go fight the empire but Noooo! You people go elsewhere too and leave me here alone!' The chaos dude was troubled and tried
to tell his wife but his wife who was a mage too cast a great spell. The chaos dude fell into dark and was never heard of again in the Nippon.</i>
End of part 3

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The great chaos lord with immense powers woke up in a pile of bodies. He wondered where he was,
all around he could see all kinds of weird stuff, evil chaos warriors in weird armour and some weapons,
little like those of the emperors empire but these shot more than once and actually hit something.
He tried asking where he was from a weird looking chaos warrior but his answer was somewhat a bit strange:
'ROAAARGH BLOOD FOR BLOODGOD! ROAAAAAAR CHAOS IS STRONG!' so he decided to observe the events for a while.
He saw that they were fighting against a largest stronghold he had ever seen and thought they must be in cathay
since there everything was huge and evil chaos warriors must be weird too. He saw that they had broken the wall of the
stronghold and decided to follow the other warriors inside. They ran through the long corridors and fought many
enemies. The great chaos lord with immense powers got bored with running and decided to look around the place while his
friends fought. After few hours of wandering, he found himself lost and decided to sleep.
When he woke up all he could hear was silence. He thought that his friends had taken the stronghold and were partying there
somewhere. He went to look for them but only found more corridors and as he kept going, the corridors began to look
like ancient catacombs. He thought he would never get out of there when suddenly he found a door with two guards.
He went to them and they asked in a strange language something. He didnt understand them but they thought
he was some visitor from a distant world so he let him in, since no one could have got this far without being someone
important. In the all he could find was a large golden chair with some man sitting there with all kinds of wires around him.
He tried asking him if he could sit in the chair for a while for he had been walking around the place for many hours.
The man just stared at him and the great chaos lord with immense powers began to get frustrated and finally grabbed the
man and threw him down. He thought that the wires in the mans mouth were some pipes with some booze since the man in
the chair had looked so weird. The pipe indeed had something in and as he drank from it, he began to feel dizzy and fell asleep.
The guards at the door wondered what took the man so long and looked inside. They saw a body lying on ground and the otherone
of them yelled 'He must have been a heretic! The Emperor crushed him with his psychic powers!' They carried the body outside and
threw him down the strongholds wall. The body was crushed and disappeard with a bright flash.
All the ships in warp space got lost and all the psychers of the Imperium felt great emptiness and lost their minds, without defence
their minds were taken over by chaotic powers and all the Imperium was soon shattered, hundreds of thousands of independent states
led by chaos sorcerers. But within the warp as the chaos gods rejoiced for the perishing of their greatest foe, the Emperor,
a new power woke up. Long time it had slept but now its time had come. A great battle was fought between the chaos gods and all the
great demons and this new power but chaotic forces were no match against it and they creeped to abyss and were never
seen again in the Mousillion. The new power now began to rule the warp and the planets of the shattered imperium began
to lives of their own, although now since the emperor was dead there could be no warp travel and most of the people of largest planets
starved to death since they could not produce enough food to feed themselves and no one could bring them more.
But the halflings of the Moot lived happily ever after.

Tossa olis vähä niinq mun suunnittelemalle armeijalle fluffia...
Idea olis vähän niinku että siellä olis niinku khornen chosen knighteja, chaos space marineita, chaos lord ja chaos dragon..tätä vois niinku käyttää sekä FBssä että 40k:ssa.
Kertokaa ihmeessä mielipiteitä!

-5h4d0\/\/|-|un73r666
(ps. mä kerään haielffei)
(pss. ostetaan haielffei)

[Thelacan]

Onko tämä olevinaan vitsi? Ensimmäisissä, kursivoiduissa osissa kyse on FaBasta ja sitten se siirtyy 40k:n, miksi ihmeessä? Näin suoraan sanoen tämä herättää kaikkein pahinta närästystä mitä tänne sotun Tarinat & Novellit-alueelle on laitettu.

[Markkola]

Teh story iz teh 4VV35OM3!

[Eraphion]

Onko tämä olevinaan vitsi? Ensimmäisissä, kursivoiduissa osissa kyse on FaBasta ja sitten se siirtyy 40k:n, miksi ihmeessä? Näin suoraan sanoen tämä herättää kaikkein pahinta närästystä mitä tänne sotun Tarinat & Novellit-alueelle on laitettu.

Se jäi ehkä epäselväksi tossa tarinassa (ymmärrettävää kun katsoo kellonaikaa) mutta se siirtyi kaaoslandian/warpin välityksellä 40k maailmaan

[KousaCreations]

tää oli hyveee
10+ kovasta väännöstä ja hyvästä lopputuloksesta, mutta "olisit saanut kuvailla asioita enemmän"...
se demoni joka huusi "pwneeeeed" kohta oli niin hyvä.
nauroin hyvin paljon, tällä saisit ääneni tarinakisassa...

[Eraphion]

Jos mä tossa alkaisin kuvailemaan enemmän, siinä tulisi parikin epäkohtaa.. Tarinan pituus moninkertaistuisi, se saattaisi näyttää oikealta tarinalta ja tuskin löytäisin sopivaa ajankohtaa kirjoittamiselle (yksin kotona, ei tekemistä, väsymys.)

[Dw]

kiesus

Rakentava kommentti tämäkin. Lisää tällaisia, kiitos, niin saadaan Sotavasaran käyttäjämäärä vähenemään ylläpidon toimesta. -The C.

[KousaCreations]

eraphion, se oli läppä se yksityiskohta juttu....
se oli sarkasmia sillä tavalla kun oon joskus lukassu pari tarinaa ni aina kommenteissa on "lisää yksityiskohtia" jne...

[Eraphion]

eraphion, se oli läppä se yksityiskohta juttu....
se oli sarkasmia sillä tavalla kun oon joskus lukassu pari tarinaa ni aina kommenteissa on "lisää yksityiskohtia" jne...

Se oli tossa sun viestissä aika selkeänä sarkasmina että kyllä tajusin

[Illidan]

Se oli tossa sun viestissä aika selkeänä sarkasmina että kyllä tajusin

Mä en tajunnu...
PPPPP

Ihan kiva, mutta aika sekava... Jotenki niinku vakavaa ja huumorii yhristettynä...

HYvähyvä.

[ot] miten saan punasuisen hymiön?[/ot]

[Eraphion]

: P

Yhtä rakentava kommentti tämäkin... EI näin... -The C.
Edit:Kapteeni kultaseni kun ylemmässä viestissä kysyttiin miten saa hymiön punaisella suulla, minä vastasin.

[High king Godric]

Missä tässä sitä vakavaa muka oli? Voisin nipottaa vaikka millä mitoin siitä miten kirjoitusvirheitä oli vaikka muille jakaa ja miten alku oli melko suoraan kopioitu Archaonin tarina mutta antaa olla. Modet päättäköön miten tähän pitäisi suhtautua.

High king out.

[Eraphion]

Missä tässä sitä vakavaa muka oli? Voisin nipottaa vaikka millä mitoin siitä miten kirjoitusvirheitä oli vaikka muille jakaa ja miten alku oli melko suoraan kopioitu Archaonin tarina mutta antaa olla. Modet päättäköön miten tähän pitäisi suhtautua.

High king out.

En nyt enempää lähde kommentoimaan mutta usko pois, suurin osa asioista jotka tuolla on, on tasan sellaisia kuin pitääkin.

[Viljanderi]

Toivottavasti tuo oli läppä. Olisi siitä voinut korjata joitan selviä kirjoitusvirheitä, vaikka olikin kirjoitettu "puhekielellä":

heh, alussa kirjoitit näin:

he thinked

Ja sivua alempana käytitkin oikeaa muotoa:

He thought

niiq outoo.

[TietoPredator]

Tämä ketju pistää kyllä jälleen kerran ainakin minut uudelleenharkitsemaan päätöstäni hymiöiden käyttämättömyydestä omissa posteissani tällä foorumilla.

Siis oikeasti, kuinka isoilla kirjaimilla se "tEh j0ke" oikein täytyisi kirjoittaa että porukka sen tajuaisi?

[Dw]

<u><b>Killerswords666</u></b>

Jos tuon pystyy lukemaan vakavalla naamalla niin parasta hankkia huumorintaju välittömästi.

edit: toisaalta esim online-pelejen ropefoorumeilla näkee tälläsiä ulostuksia tosissaan kirjoitettuina

[Eraphion]

Ja avaan taas hieman enemmän tarinasta - Se on kirjoitettu neljässä osassa, ensimmäinen osuus oli puolinaista kettuilua eräälle henkilölle toisessa ketjussa, toisen osan kirjoitin perään kun ei muutakaan tekemistä yöllä ollut, sen kirjoitin ns. hyvällä englannilla, kolmas osa palaa taas ensimmäisen osion tyyliin ja neljäs osa on toisen osion tyylistä. 2. ja 4. osioiden oli tarkoitus olla "puhdasta englantia" mutta ei sitä enää neljän aikaan yöllä oikein siihen pysty..

[Viljanderi]

Tämä ketju pistää kyllä jälleen kerran ainakin minut uudelleenharkitsemaan päätöstäni hymiöiden käyttämättömyydestä omissa posteissani tällä foorumilla.

Siis oikeasti, kuinka isoilla kirjaimilla se "tEh j0ke" oikein täytyisi kirjoittaa että porukka sen tajuaisi?

Tosi isoilla kirjaimilla. Mieluiten fonttikokoa 30-40.

Mutta kyllä tuollaisia tarinoita ja väkerryksiä oikeasti näkee, monesti vitsin tajuaa vasta kun näkee kuka homman on kirjoittanut.

[Eraphion]

<a href="http://koti.mbnet.fi/nazkul/kaaosarmeija.html">Tässä on alkuperäinen jotta voitte miettiä onko se nyt läppä vai ei.. (tai no ehkei kerro kokonaan mutta helpottaa miettimistä)</a>

[Thelacan]

Se, että leikkii typerääkin typerää toimii joskus, mutta rajansa silläkin. Se, että tämmöistä onnetonta roskaa pidetään hauskana menee yli hilseen, vai enkö vain huomannut 'applause'-kylttiä?