40k: VoiceCom-Transcript

[ShortFatBaldingGuy]

Tässä olisi hengentuotosta näytille. Kielenä käytän englantia lähinnä harjoituksen vuoksi. Harjoituksen lisäksi olen henkilökohtaisesti sitä mieltä, että tämän tyyppiset kirjoitelmat "kuulostavat" paljon paremmilta vieraalla kielellä.

Juttu on periaatteessa raportti pelistä, jossa IG kohtasi Eldarit recon-tehtävässä. Kuitenkin ajattelin, että tämä sopii paremmin tänne tarinaosastolle kuin raporttien sekaan. Samasta syystä tarinassa ei nyt ole oikeastaan minkäänlaista juonta, mutta toivottavasti viihdyttää silti.

Kirjoitustyylissä on haettu samanlaista otetta, joka löytyy codexeista ja sääntökirjasta. Eli tässä on haettu eräänlaista autenttisen dokumentin hajua. Tämä voi myös tehdä tarinasta hiukan sekavan, mutta koittakaa kestää.

Vielä täytyy mainita, että kirjoitelmassa on lainattu The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primeria, mutta se sallittaneen.

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For Use of Departmento Munitorum Only – VoiceCom-Transcript

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OperationalAreaXenoContested/IdentifiedEldar
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+++ VoiceCom-Record-Transcript27010411175595 Pvt.Cornelius 111886915 [PCO] KIA +++
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>>> T[02:41] StartPlayback >>>
[Background]Engine roar
[GSE]Acadio! Head for that crater and get this baby in a nice fireposition.
[PAC]Yes sir!
[GSE]Cornelius! Warm up those guns and check that red squad has their command covered.
Where the hell is that Basilisk.
[Background] Engine roar and radio chatter
[GSE]A2 do you read me? A2 do you read me?
-pause-
God damnit! You were supposed to be here two hours ago!
Move your big ass to our coordinates or the comissar will hear about this!
-pause-
Roger that. We are currently hull down in a crater covering the right flank. On your arrival take position in the crater behind us.
-pause-
Over and out.
-pause-
Assholes.
[Background]Engine turned off
[PCO]So whats the situation sarge? Another training?
[GSU]This is the real deal boys. Intel spotted some alien scum directly ahead of us. Our boys are going to recon those woods up a head. We’re supporting the right flank with that Basilisk-piece-of-shit when it bothers to come here. Mainly our job is to take commands from the second lieutenant right of us, while the red squad advances.
Left Flank is covered by those conscripts you saw back at the camp and the command squad. They are also going to advance while the defences are mostly held in the middle by blue squad and the heavy weapons team.
[PAC]Shit sarge. We didn’t need to hear your whole lifestory, he just asked about the situation.
[GSU]Shut up Acadio! Or I’ll let you clean the cannon again.
-pause-
[PCO]Aliens then… I guess this is what we signed up for…

>>>Forward>>>
>>>T[16:38]StartPlayback>>>
[Background]Lasgun- and bolterfire, Artilleryfire
[GSU]This is it men! Get the engine going and find those targets!
[PAC][PCO]Yes sir!
[background]Engine roar and from outside squadweapons firing
[PCO]Over there sarge! Behind those ruins, handful of spooks!
[GSU]Shit! It’s their command! All weapons free! Get them!
[Background]Battlecannon fire
[GSU]Holy smoke! Right on the money! There’s alien pieces all over the place.
[PAC]More are coming!
[Background]Alien fire and continuous hits on the tank
[PAC]Take cover!
[PCO]Shit!
[GSU]Oh Emperor of Mankind…
[PAC]I Cant take this!
[Background]Huge explosion
[PAC]The Basilisk is gone!
[PCO]They are all dead sarge!
[GSU]Send You gaze to me with benevolence…
[PCO]Ruins are filled with aliens!
[GSU]Watch over Your servant and soldier…
[PCO]I Can see a transport and lots of heavy weapons! In the woods too!
[PAC]Sarge!
[GSU]And protect me from peril
[Background]Howling and metallic scrapes and crackles
[PCO]What the hell is this!
[PAC]We’re spinning!
[PCO]Battlecannon took a direct hit! We’ve lost it!
[GSU]The conscripts made it to the other side! They are taking heavy fire!
[PAC]I fear no evil, I fear no death, for the Emperor comes for me.
[Background]Heavy engine roar and continuous hits on the hull
[GSU]Private! What the hell are you doing! Stay in cover!
[PAC]Alien scum, you want a piece of this!
[PCO]They are jumping out of the way!
[PAC]I’ll squash you all!
[PCO]Opening fire!
[Background]Lascannon and bolterfire, continuos hits to the hull
[GSU]Where are they! Weve lost them!
[PCO]Behind us!
[Background]Loud explosion
>>> No signal >>>
>>> End of transmission >>>

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++Departmento Munitorium++
Private Cornelius 111886915
Blatant disregard of the Mechanicus Adeptus approved equipment. Weapons were not fired when possible and therefore the Emperors Justice couldn’t be delivered. Also the private let the enemy destroy the main weapon, and therefore it is likely that private did not recite the litany of Durability. Recommendation: For the misuse of equipment the private will be flogged (Post-Mortem)

Private Acadia 111498389
Blatant disregard of the Mechanicus Adeptus approved equipment. Disobeying an order. Private used Mechanicus Adeptus approved equipment in an unauthorized assault resulting in the destruction of the equipment. Gunnery Sergeant did not give an order to assault and private overstepped his boundaries of action. Recommendation: Any soldier who disobeys an order will be shot (Post-Mortem)

Gunnery Sergeant Ezekius 111365978
Blatant disregard of the Mechanicus Adeptus approved equipment. Failure to carry out an order. Gunnery Sergeant froze in action. This resulted in the destruction of Mechanicus Adeptus approved equipment. Gunnery Sergeant did not carry out his order to support the right flank. Recommendation: Gunnery Sergeant will be stripped of his rank and shot for the failure to carry out an order (Post-Mortem)