The Black and white space marine

[ErrSol]

Älkää bannatko minua tämän takia, mutta ajattelin, että näinkin "legendaarinen" vitsi ansaitsee tulla luetuksi myös Sotavasarassa.
Aluksi ajattelin laittaa tämän "Tarinat ja novellit"- alueelle, mutta teknisesti ottaen tämä ei ole tarina tai novelli...no jaa, päättäkää itse.


-There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace and the guard naturally enquired "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace".
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike"
"OK, pass"
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike, can I marry your daughter now?"
"Sure."


Antakaa anteeksi..

[Matti N]

Sori, nyt meni jotenkin ohi... Oliko tarkotus vaan luettaa lukijalla pitkä pätkä tekstiä olemattomalla lopulla vai... jäikö multa tosiaan jotain oleellista huomaamatta?

Sitäpaitsi eikös se ole inquire eikä enquire, siis kysellä/tiedustella..

[JarLoz]

Hey, tuo on mahtava vitsi! Tästä pitää saada tiedote!

[ErrSol]

Sori, nyt meni jotenkin ohi... Oliko tarkotus vaan luettaa lukijalla pitkä pätkä tekstiä olemattomalla lopulla vai... jäikö multa tosiaan jotain oleellista huomaamatta?

Ei jäänyt. Koko vitsin idea on siinä, ettei siinä ole mitään ideaa. Hauskuus syntyy siitä, että lukija odottaa jotain hauskaa.

Sitäpaitsi eikös se ole inquire eikä enquire, siis kysellä/tiedustella..

molemmat kirjoitustavat hyväksytään englannin kielessä. Tosin inquire on hieman virallisempi kirjoitusasu.

[Oberon]

Eheheheheeeeheheheee ja niin edelleen( myös lyhennettä :d voi käyttää kuvaamaan mielentilaani nyt)! Hauska on juu.

[Karu]

Eli siis jutun hauskuus oli siinä että siinä ei ollut mitään hauskaa? Huhhuh, hetken luulin skipanneeni liikaa tekstiä, niin että jotain jäisi pois. Tyhmä vitsi

[ErrSol]

Tyhmä vitsi

Hah, luepa tämä, kun olet todella väsynyt. Hauskuuskerroin nousee selkeästi!

[chokka]

Ei ollut tyhmä, vaikkakin aika hassu. Se vaan hieman nauratti, kun kokoajan sanottiin "Black and White Space Marine on a Black And White Bike"

[greewer]

Juu'u...aasi meni kauppaan ja niin edelleen...

[tartunta]

Joo, kaveri kertoo tälläsii jatkuvasti. Näihin on jo vähän kyllästyny.

[ornatkur]

Höh, tiedotteeseen olisi pitänyt lisätä "Älä lue ennen 23.00:aa" Silloin olisi voinut olla mahtava!

[JarLoz]

Hey, minä olen kertonut tämän suullisesti (tosin suomeksi) kokonaan kavereilleni! Olenko vähän sankari, vai?

[ErrSol]

Hey, minä olen kertonut tämän suullisesti (tosin suomeksi) kokonaan kavereilleni! Olenko vähän sankari, vai?

Kuin myös. Tosin kaveri(t) osasivat jo arvata lopputuloksen.

[Rectunator]

Hauska juttu. Kuuluu samaan sarjaan tämän kanssa: Esko mení kauppaan ja pipo.

[VJ]

Vanha! Toi on niin vanha, että löytyy jopa raamatusta.

[Ukkosleka]

Menee samaan kastiin kuin se tarina Kahdestasadastatuhannesta munkista jotka asuivat upeassa luostarissa vuorilla...

[Scar-Veteran]

Eipä ollut vitsi kovin mahtava minun mielestäni. Mutta mahtava yritys

[Misc]

Ei ollut vitsiä kun skippailin aina siihen tehtävään.

[JarLoz]

Noh, tuo juttuhan on alunperin erään Portentin Adminin käsialaa, Aaronin tarkemmin sanottuna.

[ErrSol]

Menee samaan kastiin kuin se tarina Kahdestasadastatuhannesta munkista jotka asuivat upeassa luostarissa vuorilla...

Ja luostari paloi aina, kun joku kävi pyytämässä vesilasin?