fanky´s trasha boy´z I (englanniksi)

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Fanky´s trasha boy´z
The tale of an orc warband.

Prologue
-”De sound of squabbling gobbos, de smell of blood, dis is de place I like.”
Said orc boss Fanky Banga, in the middle of chopping his enemy´s head off.
- ”Look out, boss!” said his assistant Toldaem the Shaman and chopped Fanky Banga´s enemy´s hands off with an magical missile.
- ”Gii, nice bolt” said some goblin herder from middle of fight. Toldaem laughed a little and then dashed into the fight.
- ”Wait fo´ me, ye dummiez” roared the big´un, named Grok.
- ”Why dont ye run den, if you wanna fight and destroy?” screamed some little goblin herder from the fight´s center.
- ”Wha? Donnot say dat to bosse´s helper, ye stunty” said the orc near to the goblin herder.
- ”Ye aar not scaring me ye dumb ork!” Screamed the goblin and raised his knife and net.
- ”Aww not again” thought Fanky Banga and roared to the gobbo to shut up!
- ”Okey boss” said the little goblin herder with voice full of fear.
- ”Dere ye ´eard, ye stunty” grumbled the orc through his lips and started fighting with a humie.
All this just because green-looking shards what humies did call as ”the wyrdstone” but orcs did call it ”da greenstone”. When Fanky Banga heard about this thing, he did take his most trustworthy orcs and march to the city of the damned. Not much was found, but many things did Fanky get by selling the stones. Toldaem did think, that if Fanky had lots of the stone, Fanky could kill his enemy by just thinking of it. Dere were much humies and stunties looking for it, and when they fought the Fanky Banga´s horde, they fought as crazy for those shards.
Fanky didnt understand, why the humie´s were fighting so much for shards of stone.
In same seconds, when Fanky was thinking these things, he had to crouch because a squig jumped towards him, finally passing his head just two inches up from his ´elmet.
- ”Look where ye aar ´erding those dings!” said Fanky to the small goblin herder and rised him up with one hand.
- ”Okey boss. Ill never do dat again boss. Dont kill me boss!”
Fanky released the scared goblin herder and it ran fast back to herd the bouncing squigs.


Chapter one
- ”What a great fight dat was.” Said Fanky Banga to his assistant Toldaem and took another piece of raw human meat, making crunching sound with every mouthful.
- ”`Ey boss, deers some `umies out `dere and dey got coins.” said some just recruited goblin, without knowing what to do next. Then, after looking what Fanky was eating, he decided to run.
- ”Wat? ´umies, dere?” Asked Fanky from Toldaem. Toldaem had no answer.
- “Den wat are we doin dere. Lets take deir coins!” shouted Fanky Banga at awe.
- “ach, the leader of this unpleasant warband did decide to show up.” said a human mercenary leader what is said to be leader because of his uniform.
- “We have got an ta…” said the leader and all members, including the leader. Everyone stopped talking or what they were doing. And looked what Fanky had in his mouth.

- “wat task do ye have to us, said Grok.” Watching them like a falcon looked into its prey.
- “Shut up, Grok! Nobody saed dat ye shoult speak.” Shouted Fanky and asked a question from the human warband´s leader: “What are you doing ´ere, because we can kill ye at mere seconds. Why are you ´ere!?”
- “first, you can´t kill us in mere seconds!” said human leader named Grielson. Suddenly, by snapping his fingers he did give a mark, and the orcs (and goblins) were suddenly surrounded by crossbowmen.
- “Ooo. I want a band like dat.” said Toldaem in his mind. ´cause he loved plans.
- “Allright, we cant kill ye in mere seconds. But why in name of gork are ye doing here!?”
- “As I said. We have a task for you.” Said Grielson with calmed voice.
- “Wat dask.” Asked Toldaem, becoming interested of the task.
- “SHUT UP ye dummies. I said SHUT UP” shouted Fanky with a furious voice, and smashed Toldaem with some of the goblins who, unluckily. Were near to him.
- “Ok boss.” Said Toldaem and runned back to his tent to cure his wound.
- “The task is easy. You´ll have to kill some dwarves north of here,”
- “Why cannot ye kill dem yerselves?” asked Fanky Banga,
- “´Cause if WE kill them the relationships of humans and dwarfs would become one grade worse. That´s why we must use you to make this task. Payment in gold,” added Griel-son.
- “Ok we´ll kill dem. But if youre not paying de gold now we arent doin dat!” said Fanky.
- “No. We are not going to pay the gold before the dwarves are killed”
- “HAND DAT GOLD TO ME” said Grok with voice full of anger.
- “Umm. Maybe we should pay the gold now” whispered an soldier to Grielson´s ear.
- “Ok. We´ll pay the gold now.” said Grielson with a bit of unsure voice, and gived the gold to Fanky
- “im de only trustworthy orc.” Said Fanky banga and shouted to the orcs (and goblins) “WHO WANTS TO KILL STUNTIES!!!” and a furious voice that said “I” did fill the air.
- “den ledz go to kill some stunties.” Replied Fanky and so they went to kill some stunties.


Somewhere in the ruin

- ”Hey. I see wyrdstone” said one of the dwarves.
- ”who cares?” said the thane who were sad because he did not want to be in some human builded ruin town.
- ”Aww Ethan. Lets just complete the job and go home?” said one of the dwarf´s because he did not want that their leader was sad.
- ”Wouldn´t it be that easy” said the thane and pointed his finger into an alley six-hundred feet away. There was Fanky Banga´s horde. Ready to charge the dwarves.